The Perpetual Puzzle of Printer Politics
Navigating the treacherous waters of office printer politics is a rite of passage for every middle manager. From the mystical “PC Load Letter” error to the legendary quest for cyan ink, here are the survival tips:
- The Secret Handshake: Develop a rapport with the printer. Whisper sweet nothings like “please” and “thank you” to coax it into cooperation.
- The Toner Treasure Hunt: Embark on an epic journey through the storeroom in search of the elusive spare toner. Be wary of ancient artifacts and forgotten office supplies that guard its path.
- The Ritual Sacrifice: Offer up a ream of paper in hopes of appeasing the printer gods, ensuring a month of jam-free printing. Remember, the printer is not just a machine; it’s a gatekeeper to productivity. Tread lightly and carry a big stapler.
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