The Legend of the Lost Lunch Hour
In the mystical land of middle management, the lunch hour is more legend than reality. Tales speak of a time when managers roamed free, basking in the sunlight, enjoying meals not eaten at their desks. Here’s how to spot this mythical creature:
- The Mirage Meeting: You schedule a lunch break, but as the time approaches, it vanishes, replaced by an urgent “catch-up” session.
- The Desk Dining Ritual: The ancient practice of eating while answering emails, often accompanied by the sacred spill of sauce on important documents.
- The Quest for Quinoa: In rare sightings, middle managers have been observed venturing out in search of artisanal salads, only to be called back by the siren song of an unexpected conference call. Keep your eyes peeled; you might just witness the rare manager actually enjoying their lunch hour in the wild.
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