Jargon Jamboree: Decoding the Mystical Language of Middle Management
Step right up to the greatest show in corporate! The place where words lose all meaning and acronyms reign supreme. Behold the most enchanting phrases:
- “Leverage Our Core Competencies”: Translation—Let’s actually do what we’re good at for once.
- “Think Outside the Box”: Because thinking inside a box was your first mistake.
- “Let’s Circle Back”: A magical spell to end conversations and meetings without any conclusion. Enter the jargon jamboree at your own risk. You might just find yourself speaking in tongues no one understands—not even you.
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