The Quest for the Perfect Out-of-Office Message
Middle managers everywhere understand the sacred art of crafting the out-of-office (OOO) message. It’s a fine balance between “I’m on a beach sipping cocktails” and “Please don’t bother me unless the office is on fire.” Tips for the perfect OOO:
- The Humblebrag: Subtly mention your exotic vacation destination. “Out of office, currently exploring the remote islands of WiFi-less Wonders.”
- The Apologetic Automaton: “I regret to inform you that I am currently out of the office and will respond to your email as soon as humanly possible upon my return.”
- The False Promise: “I will have limited access to email.” Translation: I will not be checking email unless I’m desperately bored. Crafting the OOO is an art, a science, and a competitive sport. May the best manager win.
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